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`Shit Trev are you sure you put thos ACC reports in here back in May?We need to find them and get them through the shredder pronto!!!!'
Trev, Where'd you put the spare $3 billion we were shaving out of ACC?
You can't stuff a billion in one of those
That's the folder I hit Clarkson with,and there's the dirt on Helen, oops
See, this is the one with the false bottom - anything you don't want in the Prefu, goes in there.
this is like a magicians hat, only opposite. You put stuff in and it never comes out..New caption contest now showing at Barnsley Bill.
That's some quality porn you got there
Shit, Mikey, you took the beer kitty too?
"Hmmm, false bottom you say? Queer gear for the straight guy? So that's how you've survived in Cabinet so long!"
This can't be mine it has paper with joined up writing
"For Christs sake Trev where did you put those Cuban Passports. It will only be your ex-wife after you but I will have three million bloody angry tax payers baying for my blood".
Oh look - the writing on the accounts is red, just like the box.
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