Monday, August 24, 2009

The Monday Quote - 24/8/2009

Jane Clifton's column in last week's Listener lampooned Labour's bus trip, so she wins the prize this week for this effort. Under the headline The bus ride from hell she wrote:

It's hard to see any joy in Labour's penitential road trip.

There's a whiff of penance about Labour's big bus trip. There's no place for a higher concentration of depression, vengefulness, regret, mribid plotting and sheer despair than the caucus room of a recently defeated government. Why put that show on the road?Making those poor MP's sit together on a bus for hours on end concentrates the misery to inhuman levels. Sing-songs only underscore the pathos. (A bottle of the finest socialist chardonnay from Bellamy's to the MP who leads a round of Kumbaya.)

Phil Goff is exposing the still-wounded to further explanations from the country at large as to why they lost the election. As hair-shirt gestures go, it's completely convincing. Labour must be truly sorry to put itself through this. The only other credible theory is that the bus is covertly lead-sheilded so as to deflect the incessant texts from Helen in New York.


Sheesh, we couldn't have put it better ourselves!

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