Conspiracy theories and the UN

We're not the only ones thinking that a certain someone currently employed by the United Nations had more than a passing interest in yesterday's events. Over at Silent Running, Murray has posted this:

The following text message origonating from Phil Goff’s mobile phone has been intercepted: “iz tht all u got bitch?”

This is fast developing into a conspiracy theory of Winston Peters-like proportions, and we're loving it! Even the best Hollywood screenwriter couldn't have concocted such a scenario.