Which Wanganui District Council candidate won't be able to vote for himself?
Here's a hint; up until Friday, this Wanganui District Council candidate was also a candidate for the Wanganui mayoralty.
That's right dear readers; Hamish Jevan Goulter was so busy sorting out the Miss Teen Wanganui crisis, serving "legal documents" on Michael Laws five-year-old daughter and deciding which dress to wear to last week's candidates forum (we kid you not!), that he didn't get around to enrolling to vote. That rather renders his promise to vote for Annette Main just a trifle impotent.
Suffice to say, we won't be voting for someone who's so slack around the important stuff! To use the old Nixon question "Would you buy a used car from this man?" ...
4 comments:
Poor Jevan - Now he won't even get the ONE vote that all politicians are usually guaranteed. Their OWN!
Have had a good laugh about this today.
What a disappointing post - you could of at least described the dress chosen. :)
Anonymous
'could have' if you don't mind, you illiterate prick.
It was a little black number.
And it appears, from the photos, that he either stuffed his bra, or he has the worst case of man boobs that i have ever seen. :)
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