We see that on Parliament's Order Paper for today, Kris Fa'afoi's maiden speech is scheduled for 5.45pm this afternoon. Regardless of the fact that we disagree with his politics, it would be churlish not to wish him well for this significant occasion.
We do have some words of caution for him however. We reckon that it would be a good idea for Kris not to dwell too extensively on his childhood, especially when it involves matters of food. And we reckon that it might be a good idea for him to avoid phrases such as "I remember ... " lest a hungry House dissolve into pre-dinner mirth!