Trevor Mallard has issued a challenge. As is usual for the cripple he has picked the one sport he is good at it (if you can all it a sport) and he has also picked on the wrong person for a challenge.
So Trevor, I accept your challenge, however some things need to be sorted before we go head to head.
Firstly, I need a bike, not just any bike the same bike you use. We have to race using exactly the same equipment. It is only fair. The only difference will be the riders. A Cripple vs a Whale.
Secondly, the race will be on August 15 and I pick 60kms for the distance, if you are going to go, go big.
Thirdly, since you picked a sport that you excel at, it is only fair that there be a counter-challenge and I choose boxing. You mentioned your “fear” of my excessive bulk. I currently weigh 105kg. You stated in the comments on Red Alert that if I got training then I would lose 30kg and you’re are probably right, therefore there should be no reason other than your cowardice for rejecting a boxing match 8 weeks after our cycle race
We will be watching for Trevor Mallard's response. We don't know what has prompted Slater's change of heart over the cycling component, but we wish him well as he prepares for the big day. Blogosphere bragging rights will be at stake here, and doubtless the winner will dine out at the loser's expense. On that basis, it could be argued that Trevor Mallard has more to lose.
Watch this space for the next episode; this will be waaaaaay better than reality TV!
2 comments:
Go Whale! how many of his critics would have the balls to do that? I'm looking at you Guyton.
I hope WINZ are monitoring this bullshit
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