Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Caption Contest - Vertical Planking

If ever evidence was needed as to why John Key enjoys unparallelled levels of popular support, even from some of his opponents, the Herald provides it. But the photograph below also cries out for a caption contest.




You know the rules; keep it brief, pithy and witty, and don't get nasty; leave that to the Left. Give it your best shot!

21 comments:

robertguyton said...

In defiance of Sue Bradford's 'no smacking' bill, John Key prepares to 'whip some sense' into his son.

robertguyton said...

Planker and Plonker (too easy Inv2)

robertguyton said...

Max Key protests his father's planned welfare cuts.
"You're just evil dad!

Inventory2 said...

Quelle surprise! Robert Guyton is the first (and second) taker. I never saw that coming.

robertguyton said...

Rigid with boredom, Key's son silently vows to never again offer to listen to his father practising his speeches.

Inventory2 said...

The last one was bordering on funny Robert; as for being "too easy", just look on it as giving you a chance to show your true colours ...

robertguyton said...

Key: *thinks
I've got to stop Max sniffing the cushions.
It's upsetting his sister.

Murray said...

Key: I feel like a bit of a dick doing this... but at least my names not Robert Gyton. What a plonker he is.

alex Masterley said...

"I told you not read robertguytons comments on Keeping Stock as they would bore you rigid"

robertguyton said...

Why Maxy! What very fine calves you have!

Moist von Lipwig said...

Once the chair was removed, the PM's experiment with levitation was always going to end badly for young Max.

robertguyton said...

Please Father, not the hot iron!
Give me the jug-cord, the wooden-spoon, anything but the hot iron!

robertguyton said...

Inv2 - I thought the golden rule of the right(eous) was to leave politicians children out of the media spotlight.
Have your standards deserted you?
Can we talk about Bill English's son now?

robertguyton said...

inv2 - where ae all the humorous Right-wingers we hear so much about?
Moist was the only contender.
Do Righties have no sense of humour?
Was the 'Key Planker' photo not funny/interesting?
Can we talk about Bill's son now?

robertguyton said...

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Inventory2 said...

Talk about whatever you want Rob; on your own blog.

Anonymous said...

Keep going with your comments Mr Guyton.

Let the mask slip and show us who and what you really are.

EXOCET

robertguyton said...

That photo of Key and his son is just plain creepy.

Moist von Lipwig said...

"That photo of Key and his son is just plain creepy"...........

And looking carefully, Robert could just make out shadowy pale figures of the Exclusive Brethren lurking outside the window.

robertguyton said...

Moist is right!
At the window.
I see dead people!

robertguyton said...

And Key's tie-less, pale coloured business shirt...
Hang on!!!