Caption Contest - Vertical Planking
If ever evidence was needed as to why John Key enjoys unparallelled levels of popular support, even from some of his opponents, the Herald provides it. But the photograph below also cries out for a caption contest.

You know the rules; keep it brief, pithy and witty, and don't get nasty; leave that to the Left. Give it your best shot!
21 comments:
In defiance of Sue Bradford's 'no smacking' bill, John Key prepares to 'whip some sense' into his son.
Planker and Plonker (too easy Inv2)
Max Key protests his father's planned welfare cuts.
"You're just evil dad!
Quelle surprise! Robert Guyton is the first (and second) taker. I never saw that coming.
Rigid with boredom, Key's son silently vows to never again offer to listen to his father practising his speeches.
The last one was bordering on funny Robert; as for being "too easy", just look on it as giving you a chance to show your true colours ...
Key: *thinks
I've got to stop Max sniffing the cushions.
It's upsetting his sister.
Key: I feel like a bit of a dick doing this... but at least my names not Robert Gyton. What a plonker he is.
"I told you not read robertguytons comments on Keeping Stock as they would bore you rigid"
Why Maxy! What very fine calves you have!
Once the chair was removed, the PM's experiment with levitation was always going to end badly for young Max.
Please Father, not the hot iron!
Give me the jug-cord, the wooden-spoon, anything but the hot iron!
Inv2 - I thought the golden rule of the right(eous) was to leave politicians children out of the media spotlight.
Have your standards deserted you?
Can we talk about Bill English's son now?
inv2 - where ae all the humorous Right-wingers we hear so much about?
Moist was the only contender.
Do Righties have no sense of humour?
Was the 'Key Planker' photo not funny/interesting?
Can we talk about Bill's son now?
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Talk about whatever you want Rob; on your own blog.
Keep going with your comments Mr Guyton.
Let the mask slip and show us who and what you really are.
EXOCET
That photo of Key and his son is just plain creepy.
"That photo of Key and his son is just plain creepy"...........
And looking carefully, Robert could just make out shadowy pale figures of the Exclusive Brethren lurking outside the window.
Moist is right!
At the window.
I see dead people!
And Key's tie-less, pale coloured business shirt...
Hang on!!!
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