A day in the life...

Steve Williams has found himself in the news in the last 48 hours since THAT interview after the WGC Bridgestone Invitational at Firestone Country Club.

And we've just been pointed in the direction of this tongue-in-cheek dig at the World's Greatest Caddy from the Sydney Morning Herald, via Stuff; check this out:

7am: Knock on Adam's hotel room door and prepare to pull him from beneath a pile of hookers and cocktail waitresses. But he is showered, dressed and ready to go. Strange behaviour for a top-flight player, but it's not up to a humble servant like me to judge.

7.30am: Stuck in heavy traffic on our way to the course. Leap out of courtesy car and, after some flexing of the old Kiwi muscles, the paramedics finally agree to pull the ambulance to the side of the road and let us through. Honestly, don't people know professional caddies and their golfers work to strict deadlines?

8am: Great session on the practice tee. Clubs coming out of the bag smoothly, towel work good. Now just hope Adam can play his part.

8.30am: Spot Tiger. Later he tells the press I made a throat-slitting gesture. Just another of the things people don't know about Tiger. Absolutely no respect for great traditions like the haka.

8.45am: Catch a bit of the telecast in the locker room. Really enjoy Nick Faldo's analysis. Knows a bit about the game, having won six majors - almost half as many as me!

That's just a taste; it's a very funny piece, and well worth the investment of a few minutes of your busy day.

In the meantime, Adam Scott and Steve Williams are off to the Atlanta Athletic Club where the PGA Championship, the final Major of the year tees off on Friday morning (NZ time). Scott will be one of the top contenders, but we doubt that Stevie will be doing any media sessions this week!