Monday, October 10, 2011

The Monday shaggy dog story...

We've just seen this comment on Twitter (hat-tip: Paul Savage; a good Wanganui lad), and it deserves to be taken further, so we're only too happy to oblige.

So let's complete the joke; we'll give you the start, and you can add the rest. The rules are the same as for caption contests; don't be too nasty, because there are some hurting people out there this morning!

Here goes:

An Irishman, an Englishman, a South African and an Argentinian walk into a bar.....in a departure lounge.....


The floor is yours!

5 comments:

homepaddock said...

Given coaches of three of the four semi finalists are Kiwis they might have been wondering how much better they might have done if they had one too.

pdm said...

Only to find that the Irish had beaten them there and the bar was dry!!!

jabba said...

they all said ouch

Moist von Lipwig said...

Given that the characters of choice are a bit thin on the ground.... how about....

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What will you have, Mr. President?”

Anonymous said...

An Irishman, an Englishman, a South African, an Argentinian and a horse walk into a bar, Barman says to the horse "why the long face?"...