Thursday, October 20, 2011

The "Occupy" Caption Contest

The "Occupy" protests grind on, so it's time for a bit of levity. The Act on Campus guys turned out in Wellington on Saturday, and one of them had this placard:





You know the rules; brief, pithy and most of all, amusing; what other ridiculous things might these "occupiers" be demanding?

Over to you guys!

15 comments:

jabba said...

is that bOb guyton at the back .. na, can't be, all talk no action and too busy growing veggies for the rich

Anonymous said...

Christian missions to educate the poor! Wine into water for all! Moneylenders out!

robertguyton said...

Placard reads: Hose me down with icy water - I'm a rag-tag and I deserve your scorn.

robertguyton said...

Placard reads:

Təzzar əṇṇan: «Əndawat, əkrəsatanaɣ aɣrəm d ogga iḍḍasan ijənnawan, ilatanaɣ eṣəm ad wər nəwəziwəz fəl tasayt n aṃadal

(Translation) My name is jabba - I loving you country

Jacqueline said...

I read one that said;

"Free Tampons with your economic bleeding"

I don't think the holder of the sign actually had any free tampons though.

Gee this is another sad post.

The Gantt Guy said...

I don't know about a caption except perhaps

"This is what results from a government-run education system"

I'd actually like to offer those two morons a job. I've invented a new kind of rubber bullet. One made from lead. They could be the crash test dummies.

jabba said...

You should post the doctored photo of JK in a swimming pool not caring about the tragic oil spill off Tauranga, that was funny aye Jacqueline? bOb would find it funny because he is a hoot, that's what he is

Suz said...

"Gosh Sebastian; it was a simply spiffing idea to come down here and poke fun at the great un-washed...the other ACT lads will think we're such scally-wags."

"Never fear Hugo, the fun's not over; next stop the local food-bank! Guffaw, guffaw, snort."

Anonymous said...

72 virgins... but they get recycled cos you blew your cock to kingdomcome

Moist von Lipwig said...

Sign reads....

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CAKE!

jabba said...

Moist at 8:08 the winner

Sir Loin said...

Impressed with ACT on Campus taking the piss out of the protesters. Next they they should have ago at Labour's minimum wage folly.

Sir Loin said...

Have a read of this presser by a "spokesperson" for Occupy Auckland on Scoop. Now tell me she wasn't stoned when she wrote it. Love the way she claims intellectual authority by seeking association with one of the nasty trans-national corporate s she despises.

robertguyton said...

iPredict, eh!
Do we dismiss that as unreliable here at KS?

"Act’s chances in Epsom have dropped to marginal levels, making it just possible that Phil Goff could be our next Prime Minister, according to this week’s snapshot by New Zealand’s online prediction market, iPredict."

robertguyton said...

(Translation for jabba)


A di da fəl iga eṣəm Babel fəlas den da ad isannaffay Əməli awal ən maddanəs n Adəm, amaran den da tolas a tan izawwazawaz fəl tasayt n aṃadal.