John Key too drunk to drive
Key Derangement Syndrome is alive and well at The Standard. And here's what the author (The Sprout) says when challenged (our emphasis added):
the sprout 2.2.1
i’m not saying it seriously (see humour tag) – it’s just a funny bit of election season bullshit, like lightbulbs and showers, monkeys’ uncles… it’s not like i’m calling the little klepto prick a drunken sailor on national television!
We may be a little over the top at times; but we hope we never have to resort to this kind of innuendo and sheer nastiness.