Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Swimming with sharks Caption Contest

Green politicians Russel 'n' Gareth went swimming with the sharks this morning:




Naturally, such an earth-shattering man-bites-dog moment needs to be celebrated with a Caption Contest. You know the rules; keep it short, pithy and funny, and don't get too personal..

The floor is yours...

16 comments:

PM of NZ said...

Jaws: Nothing worth eating here. It's only tossed greens.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, what have we here, a couple of smallfry, yawn.

Anonymous said...

Dr Norman:
Look there's Jaws Key swimming scared of a CGT that he thinks would put a 'dagger through the heart of the economy' while I'm here in my trunks he looks just like an emperor with no clothes. I know, I'll get him to visit this website to see if he has got any teeth: http://keyholes.co.nz/

Mr Key: "I'm a troaty catch!"

Inventory2 said...

Very good PM!

Anonymous said...

Dr Norman: Is that an Emperor Penguin with no clothes?

Shark: No, I'm a Right-Wing loan Shark. Wanna buy a used asset?

toad said...

Gareth Hughes: Somehow, you look familiar.

Steven Joyce: Yeah, I was the one who ate Happy Feet.

Inventory2 said...

Very good Toad, and remember it when the coalition negotiations start!

But I think I prefer PMofNZ's effort.

nellie said...

"I'm a troaty catch!"

Is that you Claudius, or Herod?

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Which one is the shark?

Inventory2 said...

Shark thinks Where's that Ronald McDonald impersonator? This'll be revenge for all those Fillets o' Fish!

Suz said...

Wow Inv...can only imagine your adoration and awe if it'd been John and Bill down in that cage?

Do you fancy a go down there? It's something I've always wanted to do..hows about we make a date?

WARP5 said...

Shark: Now that is what I call burley!

dad4justice said...

Thank God for that said a relieved shitting bricks diver after the shark told them he has recently joined Greenpeace and doesn’t eat caged meat.

More chance of losing a limp by placing a voting form in a political voter shark box.

Dad 4 Troaty said...

You are a dick Dad!
Go back to your troaty room and stroke your troaties.

Suz said...

No takers thus far? Damn...easier to just take the piss?

Moist von Lipwig said...

So lets go over this again....
The nice man with the rope said to take a big breath and he would lower us down a bit more so we could get really close, and even touch the dolphin we can see under us....Is that right Gareth?