Thursday, December 29, 2011

The "Postcard from Kabul" Caption Contest

The Herald has a story this morning about Chris Carter's exploits in Kabul, where the United Nations has sent him to stamp out corruption.

The story also includes the photograph below, and given that we haven't had a Caption Contest for a while, it was irresistable!





Anyway, you know the rules; keep 'em short, pithy and amusing, and don't get unnecessarily personal...

20 comments:

XChequer said...

"It's hard to get a good, all-over tan with body armour"

Joel said...

"Having a great time, Helen. Wish you were here. xoxox."

Keeping Stock said...

"Don't you just love a man in uniform? especially when they are a handsome brute like me!"

kruger said...

Don't ask, don't tell.

PM of NZ said...

I'll show you my weapon...

Dunc said...

" Look Mum,its the new scout master Mr Carter, he said he would take the big boys camping soon."

DianeT said...

I'm going to my first fancy-dress party in ages.

nasska said...

"Peter has a matching ensemble but in dusky pink".

baxter said...

A chastity belt would provide better protection for the Afghan youth.

Suz said...

Purgatory stinks Helen; when will I be allowed out???

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Kaloo Kalay, Kabul Kaboom

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Ya gotta watch out for them IUDs.

One big POOF and you're dead.

dad4justice said...

Are the Aids pills working yet?

What a fucking disgrace to New Zealand!

Lofty said...

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind this one.

Lofty said...

Sadly, artificial intelligence will probably never be a match for natural stupidity.

— Bill Cox aviation writer.

Why do I feel that this fits the photo?

Lofty said...

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. In this particular case...it's stupid!

Lofty said...

It's not the 1st time I have had a helmet very very close to my head.

Lofty said...

it is too easy IV...I could go on all night, I will stop now.

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

You can't beat a good bang in the evening!

Barnaby Perkins said...

I am here to stop the corruption - yeah right!