Here's a caption contest to keep you amused until we get home later in the day. For context, check this out:Dozens of naked bodies were draped over one another on the rocks of a rugged Auckland beach.
Their clothes were tied up in plastic bags out of the reach of waves, and a photographer hovered around the flesh, snapping away.
"Don't smile," said the photographer, Binh Trinh.
"Just look like a bunch of naked bodies."
So here's the piccie:
Normal rules apply; keep it brief, pithy and amusing. And no; we weren't there, or you'd be reading reports of Project Jonah being called out after reports of a beached white whale!
8 comments:
Describing a healthy, naturally endowed woman is 'a beached white whale'.
Despicable!
She could be the sister of any of us.
Withdraw your comment and apologise, blogger!
@OnNotice, if you re-read the post you may notice that Keeping Stock was not referring that the woman in the photo was a beached white whale, but was implying that if Keeping Stock had taken part then Keeping Stock would have been the beached white whale.
You must follow Winston. He is the only one with real hair down there
Rational Lyes - you are correct, I was wrong. Keeping Stock, I withdraw my charge and apologise for my own prejudice.
What a fool I was!
Cheers for that On Notice. Sometimes my attempts at self-deprecating humour are not as obvious as others...
Of course now I'm stuck with the image of you floundering naked in the shallows, Keeping Stock, and though I've never seen you, I have seen footage of Kim Dotcom in a pair of Speedos.
Caption - "Another Art Cliche in the Making"
Or "Small photographer crushed in freak beach collision with BBW" ?
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