A One Direction-free zone

If you're looking for coverage of the hysteria surrounding the visit of boy-band One Direction to New Zealand, you've come to the wrong place.

We hereby declare Keeping Stock to be a One Direction-free zone! The only exception to this would be if we received reports that ANY MP was scalping tickets to their concerts, but we doubt that will happen after earlier events.

Read about them in the Herald or other such places; after all, the Herald website had this story in its Latest News section yesterday afternoon, which suggests that it is now actively targetting the six-to-fouteen-year-old girl demograhic!