Conservative Party leader Colin Craig has made some "interesting" claims about the promiscuity of new Zealand women today. Oddly enough, he's made no similar comments with regard to the promiscuity of New Zealand men, which has left his first-referred-to comments open for all sorts of speculation!
But alongside the Herald story is the photograph below. And as a Twitter friend has just noted, it's "absolutely gagging for a caption contest"; so here you go!
You know the rules. Keep 'em relevant, brief, pithy and humourous, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.