Conservative Party leader Colin Craig has made some "interesting" claims about the promiscuity of new Zealand women today. Oddly enough, he's made no similar comments with regard to the promiscuity of New Zealand men, which has left his first-referred-to comments open for all sorts of speculation!
But alongside the Herald story is the photograph below. And as a Twitter friend has just noted, it's "absolutely gagging for a caption contest"; so here you go!
You know the rules. Keep 'em relevant, brief, pithy and humourous, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.
10 comments:
My wifes are about this big. They killer her back. She wants a reduction but i won't let her get one.
Girls, please go to the next room. I'll be in in a minute to help you with your promiscusity.
"If sexual partners stay this far apart there's no need for funding free contraception"
Damn. I got all the promises but missed out on the cuity!
Hi, I'm a rich, white, male property developer and, yes, i know what's best for your uterus
Colin Craig offers a free 30 second check to see if women are promiscuous.
I was masturbating again, and it got this big
Where are you going to get condoms this big?
Colin Craig proved to be such an idiot, even Sooty and Sweep didn't want to be seen with him.
"My faith is so large it can fit every body"
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