Saturday, June 2, 2012

Shock horror; what should we do?

We were sent a link yesterday which concerned us deeply. It concerned a well-known political activist making a cynical attempt to influence the result of the 2011 General Election by offering organic inducements to vote for his preferred party; check this out:

Thursday, October 27, 2011


Talking to the occupiers

I called in to see the young people occupying the Gala Street Reserve in Invercargill. I was warmly welcomed and recognised (Southland's a small place :-) and asked to sign the visitor's book. I was one of many people that had stopped to wish the occupiers well, though the police hadn't left their signatures, I was told.
The campsite looked quite exciting, having been erected amongst the trees and covered all over with tarpaulins of various colours. Looked quite 'springy'. I told them I'd bring in some fresh vegetables for them tomorrow, so long as they promised to vote Green, and they seemed to agree that was a fair swap. There's talk of a smaller Occupy Riverton tent site going up on the viewing platform beside the town. That'd be a hoot. I'd take vegetables to them too :-)

We find this revelation most troubling indeed, especially the candour with which the self-confessed offender boasts about his deeds. This case must surely be reported to a higher power. 

But to whom should we complain; the Green Party? The Police? The Electoral Commisson? Or is this a case for the Food Safety Authority?

Help us out please dear readers...

11 comments:

robertguyton said...

All of them, Keeping Stock. The International War Crimes Commission as well!
This is dreadful. Clearly that green rotter has skewed the entire political system in New Zealand by his naked inducements to those poor, naive occupiers to vote against their wishes (they'll have been hard-core National Party voters until they were corrupted by this villian) and he must be rought to justice. Is hanging still illegal in NZ? For shame!
This is bigger than Lui and Jones, bigger than Banks and Dot.com, bigger than Key and the Casino!
Something
must
be
done!!!

Keeping Stock said...

How about burying him alive in his own compsot heap?

Keeping Stock said...

Whoops; compost

Anonymous said...

No Israelis allowed!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/798552

Keeping Stock said...

Goodness Anon; I never would have guessed...

robertguyton said...

Someone else has taken up the story, KS!
It's gone viral!

http://robertguyton.blogspot.co.nz/2012/06/turmoil-in-toyland.html

Keeping Stock said...

Good stuff Robert; we can all do with a chuckle today...

Anonymous said...

A guy pulls into a parking space in Ponsonby, right in front of a busy cafe. His shiny Aston Martin convertible attracts plenty of attention. He strolls into the cafe and orders his coffee. The only unoccupied seat is at a table out on the pavement where a young woman is already seated. She catches his eye and motions him to join her. He does, and the very convivial conversation soon turns to the Aston Martin.
"What wouldn't I do to own a car like that" she enthused.
He looked her in the eye and said "I tell you what, come and spend the night with me in my apartment at the Viaduct, no holds barred, and the car is yours".
"Really? You're on!"
"Actually", he then says, "since you have told me that you are a Greenie, I'll give you a bicycle instead".
"What! Do you take me for a cheap slut? " she raged.
"We have already established what you are, we just need to agree upon a price."

jabba said...

Greens co-leader Russel Norman told TV3's The Nation mining was part of the economy that could not be escaped.

''It's part of life, like you know look at things all around us,'' he said
what the hell is going on in the Green Party?

Anonymous said...

Lui and Jones, Banks and Dot.com, Key and the Casino, Guyton and Occupy.
Pick the one who ends up with the bicycle.

jabba said...

so bOb .. you visted the smelly people but didn't join them .. why not?