This morning's Herald is taking an interest in Patrick Gower's latest revelations on the Bill Liu case, although in true Herald form, they don't give Gower, a former Herald journo any credit for asking the right questions.
But alongside the story is this photograph, and we just can't resist:
You know the rules; keep 'em brief, pithy, witty and to the point, and don't get personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.
Give it your best shot; we'll set the ball rolling:
Hey Bill; my mate Winston reckons that you guys and us are related. Good, eh bro!