The Herald has this delightful photograph of the Blues' most successful coach having a coffee with the man who has accepted the poisoned chalice that is the Blues' Head Coach role.
The photograph is, of course, a natural for a Caption Contest; what is Sir Graham Henry telling Sir John Kirwan? You know the rules; keep 'em short, to the point, pithy and humorous, and don't get personal. As always, you are only limited by your imagination.
Give it your best shot, which is probably more than the Blues did in 2012! We'll kick it off:
Sir Ted: And look; if it all gets to much for you, there's this online programme to help rugby blokes deal with depression. Oh, wait...