Sunday, July 22, 2012

Protest Caption Contest

When we saw the picture below of Stuff this morning, we wcouldn't resist. It was taken yesterday outside the National Party conference in Auckland, and the difference between the screaming protester and the stoic police officers couldn't be more stark.


You know the rules; keep 'em short, pithy and on-topic, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.

Give it your best shot.

10 comments:

PM of NZ said...

Dunno about a caption, but my first thought was that scrote needs a knuckle sandwich.

Probably a bored student, looking for trouble of a Saturday night, the face of a future dole bludger.

Paul Rooney said...

How can you knee me in the nuts? you're not even looking

The Gantt Guy said...

Future dole bludger, PM, or future Green Party MP? Or have we stopped distinguishing between leftist scum collecting the government dole and leftist scum collecting the government dole?

MurrayA said...

"Excuse me officer, would you please direct me to the National party conference."

gravedodger said...

We are cumin back tomorra an we'l ave two more with us.

Anonymous said...

"I am a noisy dickhead and this is how I prove it"...

Mark said...

Calls for downfall of capitalism and rich corporates.
Buys drink from one of the biggest corporations in the world.

Maurice Danser said...

The tighter the Constable squeezed, the more high pitched the screaming became.

Lesley said...

"My breath DOES NOT stink!"

Anonymous said...

Protestor protests that there are more Police than protestors, and wants that discrepancy legislated against because clearly he is right and the other 99.99% are wrong.