Belarusian shot-putter Nadzeya Ostapchuk is now claiming to have been framed, and Stuff carries a picture which is a natural for a Caption Contest with a difference:
Here's your challenge; think of Mrs Ostapchuk's best excuse for the positive drugs test, the outcome of which was to deny Valerie Adams a moment of glory at London's Olympic Stadium. The usual rules apply, and in this case, please refrain from overly personal stuff.
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Seriously, if I were her lawyer, I'd use the defence recommended to me by a lawyer friend: it was her coach that did it. Mestanolone is colourless, odourless, tasteless and can be orally ingested. It is only slightly anabolic- basically it is an androgenic agent- and is typically taken by a woman going through a sex change.
The coach gave her chocolate as a reward for her efforts in training at the end of a day's training. The chocolate was laced.
She saved a bit to eat while in the Olympic village, unbeknownst to the coach.
This plot idea is copyright to my friend Calum.
TYPO ALERT: "I was Farmed."
"It was God's will."
or
"Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"
or
"The devil made me do it!"
or
"KS, you are forgiven!"
that's the last time I buy a steak from Alberto Contadors butcher
I said to my coach, I'd like some sex for a change. Deaf prick.
'AOTEA-RO-ARRRH'...
'AOTEA-RO-ARRRH'
Two words - 'Caster' and 'Semenya'.
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