It doesn't seem that David Shearer was invited to this Labour Party BBQ in Dunedin today, although his deputy was there. Was the BBQ planned, or hastily convened after last nights unfortunate (for Labour and David Shearer) One News-Colmar Brunton poll result?
You know the rules by now; keep 'em short, pithy, funny and to-the-point, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.
Come on; show us what's cookin'!
Hat-tip (for the photo): Pete George
4 comments:
"Hey, have you guys heard a single good news story about the National Government in the last, say, year?"
"Nope".
"Nah".
"Neither".
Why is there a woman tending the BBQ?
Is it because Labour men cannot run a BBQ without womanly guidance? Or is it because Labour have a quota that stipulates at least 33% of the cooks on a BBQ must be female?
"Hey, have you guys heard a single good news story about the National Government in the last, say, year?"
"Nope .... but I did hear last night's One News Poll was all bad news for David Shearer"
"Yep time to start sharpening your knife again Grunty"
Lets see.
Rubber gloves on ...... check
Sausages turned ........... check
Now
Bend over Wendover
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