Sunday, June 23, 2013

Dave & Russ Caption Contest

The Tracy Watkins story we blogged about earlier was headed by this photograph of Russel Norman and David Shearer, and we couldn't resist...


You know the rules; keep 'em short, humourous and pithy, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Beyond that, you're limited only by your own imagination.

We'll give you a starter for 10:

Would you buy a used car from these men?

16 comments:

Shane Pleasance said...

Shearer: (Through gritted teeth to Norman)"I've almost got these union puppet strings off my wrist!"

Norman: "Sit on this pile of UN Agendas with me."

Anonymous said...

Yes I have got a pulse. What about you?

Marc said...

Russ and David watch as Cunliff's remains are carted off in the tumbril.

Marc said...

Russ and David are on hand to watch as Treasury unloads a container of new printers.

Dragging you left said...

Yes David, the handcuff will go on your left wrist....

Baxter said...

Heading for the Sky Hospitality Box.

macdoctor said...

Surreptitiously, David checked to see if Russel had nicked his gold cuff links..

adamsmith1922 said...

Russel : David glad to see you are on my left

Ray Krebbs said...

No amount of smiling smugness will protect this intrepid pair from the large orange wrecking ball about to demolish their dreams.

Robbo said...

Would you buy a used car from these men?

Quite funny, because I'm reminded of that line every time I see a photo of a pastor or Chaplin or evangelist and his wife, and the answer is always, 'yes, yes I would buy a used car from them because they are people of God and wouldn't be at all dodgy.' Would they?

Tony Rivers said...

Yes Robbo.

Norman, Capill, and Shearer, all leaders of minor parties.

Carlos said...

New singing sensation duo, "The Rivertones", the evangelical soprano harmonies of Prince Armani and Fred Bair. Once billed as the "Two Tenors", then the hardball equivalent "Two Bucks", they are in back revivalist mode with their unquanitative easy listening style. The Rivertones start their small venue tour in Southland with melodies popular the 19th century

Keeping Stock said...

That's going to take some beating Carlos!

Anonymous said...

DS : "Shit, that is Mai Chen coming our way. I go left Russ and your go right."

RN : "No Dave, I've got the left covered, good seeing you..."

Armchair Critic said...

It's your worst nightmare, KS.
"The PM and Minister of Finance wait for their crown cars to turn up on Monday after the 2014 general election."

lovinthatchangefeeling said...

"The PM and Minister of Finance wait for their crown cars to turn up on Monday after the 2014 general election."

KS wanted a caption for the photo. Your's is only a brilliant idea for a Tui billboard!