We'd love to be able to do satire. We've tried, with a singular lack of success, so we'll leave it to people like Imperator Fish and The Civilian.
And The Civilian has excelled himself this morning:
That's great stuff from The Civilian, who has quickly become a daily must-read. In fact it's better than great; it's marvellous!
FOOTNOTE: This post is NOT brought to you by Mazda...